{"id":378,"date":"2017-02-23T12:44:47","date_gmt":"2017-02-23T12:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shopkeeper.getbowtied.com\/?p=378"},"modified":"2017-02-23T12:44:47","modified_gmt":"2017-02-23T12:44:47","slug":"how-to-style-a-quiff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/portta.mx\/index.php\/2017\/02\/23\/how-to-style-a-quiff\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Style a Quiff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Here&#8217;s the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five-hundred years later. If you have a problem if no one else can help and if you can find them maybe you can hire The A-Team. They were four men living all together yet they were all alone. Got kind of tired packin&#8217; and unpackin&#8217; &#8211; town to town and up and down the dial. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer go! Just sit right back and you&#8217;ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. Maybe you and me were never meant to be. But baby think of me once in awhile. I&#8217;m at WKRP in Cincinnati. Sunday Monday Happy Days. Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days. Thursday Friday Happy Days.Saturday what a day. Groovin&#8217; all week with you.<\/p>\n<p>These days are all Happy and Free. These days are all share them with me oh baby. Wouldn&#8217;t you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. And they&#8217;re always glad you came. Here&#8217;s the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed &#8211; a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed?<\/p>\n<p>The first mate and his Skipper too will do their very best to make the others comfortable in their tropic island nest. Doin&#8217; it our way. Nothin&#8217;s gonna turn us back now. Straight ahead and on the track now. We&#8217;re gonna make our dreams come true? It&#8217;s time to play the music. It&#8217;s time to light the lights. It&#8217;s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. They&#8217;re creepy and they&#8217;re kooky mysterious and spooky. They&#8217;re all together ooky the Addams Family.<\/p>\n<p>Come and knock on our door. We&#8217;ve been waiting for you. Where the kisses are hers and hers and his. Three&#8217;s company too. Makin&#8217; your way in the world today takes everything you&#8217;ve got. Takin&#8217; a break from all your worries sure would help a lot! Movin&#8217; on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. Movin&#8217; on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. Movin&#8217; on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie.<\/p>\n<p>All of them had hair of gold like their mother the youngest one in curls. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer go. So get a witch&#8217;s shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on the Addams Family? Knight Rider: A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Here he comes Here comes Speed Racer. He&#8217;s a demon on wheels. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five-hundred years later. It&#8217;s a beautiful day in this neighborhood a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Its a neighborly day in this beautywood a neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine! 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